Operation Easter Freedom
My first covert operation has been declassified.
Too long has the dictatorial Easter Bunny maintained his complete monopoly of the chocolate and peanut butter egg sector while maintaining a tyranical reign over the peep population. Well, this year, I am proud to say that I have usurped his fluffy throne and secured this year’s Easter basket.
And it was delicious. I can’t wait to do it again next year.